What's the biggest crime you've ever committed?
"What's the statute of limitations on these? The worst crime that I've ever committed was one time for my youth basketball league, we had this big game at Kezar Stadium, which is where the championship games are held in San Francisco for the youth basketball leagues. Now I had to poop real bad. Real, real bad. Unfortunately, I didn't know where the bathrooms were, so I ran out the door and out into the football field, back up the stands (the stands were really big), and found an area behind a pillar in a grassy knoll where I pooped in the famous Kezar football stadium."