What's something embarrassing that has happened to you?
"In high school, I was walking with my wife, my girlfriend at the time, through the quad at Downey High when the bell rang. Everyone was running around trying to get to class when a poop decided to take the biggest dump on my head. It splattered all over my face, into my mouth, and down my shirt. The whole school saw and started laughing right away. She kind of pushed away my hand and walked away because she was so embarrassed."